Shannon's Crazy

Entry #6 (#5 was so good I cannot post it until ALL entries have been made) – Elshabanesha

I’m entering your contest, even though I will not be there and don’t want to go. I just want to be on your blog.

Here it is:

1.      Why you?

Because I’m pretty and I love wine.

2.      How many songs do you know?

I know A LOT of songs. Probably thousands. But if you mean TS songs specifically, I probably know about 1 ½.

3.      How loud will you sing?

Probably not very loud since I don’t know the words to most songs. But during the 1 ½ that I do know, I’ll sing my heart out.

4.      How do you feel about screaming kids?

They drive me nuts and sometimes I want to kick them.

5.      If you could be any artist in the world who would you be?

Hilary Duff. Not because she can sing, but because Andrew thinks she’s super hot and I’m sure it would make him REALLY happy if I morphed into Hilary for a day.

6.      How do you feel about wearing matching outfits?

I’d just like to remind you of the following… pink party, black and red playboy shirt party, not to mention the few times we dressed EXACTLY alike by accident. See example below: (I think these items speak for themselves).

Damn. I look young in that picture…

Anywhoooooo, Elsja you did not win.

Thank you very much Erin for your entry. Although you have quite the arguments, I will not be choosing Nikki upon your entry. If you happen to win, it will be YOU and only YOU that receives the wonderful night-o-fun!

Here it is:

1.      Why you?

a.      Why NOT me?? I’m your little sister’s BF in San Diego, Stevie’s auntie, and an all out awesome lady!  And also because I love me some Taylor Swift and if I were 19 and could do it all over again, I would SO want to be her.

2.      How many songs do you know?

a.      Way too many to even begin to count.  I also have the capability to sing the new Taylor Swift album front to back…yes it is intimidating, but it’s a fact.

3.      How loud will you sing?

a.      Loud enough for my voice to allow me to, however I am no match for you Saenz girls and your golden pipes.  I’ve seen/heard it in action…breathtaking  really ha

4.      How do you feel about screaming kids?

a.      I actually consider myself to be a screaming kid.  Especially when at a concert, all volume control goes out the window when you’re in the midst of other screaming kids all singing the same song!

5.      If you could be any artist in the world who would you be?

a.      Now I wish you would have put a time era on this one….if it was like 80s time frame, definitely a Miss Whitney Houston (pre-crazy pills and drug problems).  If it was right this very second, I’d say Lady Gaga, she’s for sure from some other planet yet so entertaining.  She’s loony!

6.      How do you feel about wearing matching outfits?

a.      Matching outfits are ALWAYS a good idea, especially when it involves homemade puffy paint t-shirts.  I’m just saying.

Well there you have it.  Thank you for opening the contest to the outside world, and again if I am chosen as the winner, take Nikki…she’ll love it

xoxo Gossip Girl

(aka Erin)

Good luck !

I  received my third entry today. Yes third. The person who entered the second entry asked to stay anonymous until after I have made my decision. She feels so confident about her writing that she does not want anyone taking liberties…

As for the third entry, well, I have to say it is another great one. Amanda O’Donnell, soon-to-be Watts has been a long time friend. And here it is:

Why you?
Because you miss me and love me so much.  Because you cannot wait to spend the most time in the world with me.  Because this could be my wedding present.

How many songs do you know?
I have heard that one song about the sneakers and do not feel badly that I am often the one to wear short skirts.

How loud will you sing?
As you are well aware (see video entry: Beautiful Singing) I will sing at the top of my lungs knowing full well I hit every 4th note in tune.  ALL BY MYSELF… DON’T WANT TO BE ALL BY MYSELF!!!!!   ANYMOREEEEEEE!!!  Chester cheetah.  ALLLLLLLL BBBBBBYYYYYYYY MMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYSELFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you feel about screaming kids?
I can deal.  I did grow up with Jason O’Donnell.

If you could be any artist in the world, who would you be?
I would be Gwen Stefani.  Because she is perfectly perfect.

How do you feel about wearing matching outfits?
Does 80’s day count?

GOOD LUCK AMANDA!

Alright peeps it’s on!!! I received my first entry for the Taylor Swift concert today. AND it’s a good one! Here it is, written by the one and only Fay Henderson aka mum-in-law:

1. Why you?

Because I am the only mother of your husband and still have significant ‘clout’ in that department … i.e…….  making him feel guilty ……winding him up etc..etc… also need a financial ‘ incentive’  to visit youse… also he told  me to apply…..

2. How many songs do you know?

Lot and lots and lots…. in fact hunners…..

3. How loud will you sing?

VERY LOUD ( not always in tune ) but still LOUD ..have vast experience in this dept.. see video below…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zq1NujM0YKA

4. How do you feel about screaming kids?

Love them…..  ( but couldn’t eat a whole one …)

5. If you could be any artist in the world, who would you be?

Definitely Shania Twain….or Celine Dion…….or Diana Ross…..

6. How do you feel about wearing matching outfits?

Matching outfits  ???…. love it ……( I should have been a twin ! )

Your faithfully
Your Mother-in-Law

p.s
if I come second I’ll dog-sit the puppies… xxxx

Ok peeps. It time to step it up.

Ok. For my bday, Dougie surprised me with 2…TAYLOR SWIFT tickets!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!! The date is Friday, April 16, 2010 and they are very good seats! Now. I know a lot of you peeps would like to go with me so I have devised a plan. An essay writing contest. I am very serious about this. If you would like to go with me, you have to write an essay telling me why I should pick you. Here is the criteria:

1. Why you?
2. How many songs do you know?
3. How loud will you sing?
4. How do you feel about screaming kids?
5. If you could be any artist in the world, who would you be?
6. How do you feel about wearing matching outfits?

You make this essay worth my while and this could be you:

Good Luck!!!

Entries due by the end of the year.

Soooooo Thanksgiving is at my house again this year. I like having it at my house. We have a good space for all the peeps. I also like making my company put on my turkey hat and say what they are thankful for. It’s a tradition. Here’s a pic from last year:

So my dilemma this year is that I am doing the Turkey Trot 5k in Long Beach on Thanksgiving morning. (I want to EAT on Thanksgiving therefore I must workout. I saw that there was a Turkey Trot and I just went for it.) Well, my job is to cook the turkey. That’s really all I have to worry about…food-wise. I am REALLY good at cooking the turkey. I have a wonderful recipe. Here is a pic of my turkey last year:

GORGEOUS!!! Now my question to you is; should I or should I not leave Dougie in charge of the turkey while I am at the 5k? He will have to baste and things…hmmmmm? It could turn out like this:

Or maybe like this:

I’m just not sure what to do??? Can he do it???

What do you think?

Two of my favorite things happened on Saturday night: A new snl AND Taylor Swift hosting! BEST SNL EVER!!! Sooooo funny. I’ll let you make up your own mind! Here are my favorite clips from the episode:

Hehehhehehe! I <3 Twilight too!!!

WONDERFUL!!!! And I love that Taylor and my favorite little werewolf are dating. So CUTE!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! TAYLOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here’s a little video I made in 2 minutes (although it’s 2:41 minutes long):

Chops in the Wind from ShaSha on Vimeo.

Don’t you just love chops!!!

One day I’m going to do this at school.

I wonder what they would do???

What a wonderful day I’ve had. Yes, the very opposite from my last blog. Why was my day so wonderful you ask??? Well. Let me tell you. I was at the grocery store, again, and I see a bunch of pink balloons and a whole pink display for Breast Cancer Awareness month. I ALWAYS buy the pink products. I can’t help myself. I LOVE PINK and anything to do with breast cancer awareness.

So I stroll on over to the display. I see pink cookies, pick chip clips (bought them), pink pens, AND…

A PINK SNUGGIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

OMG! I can’t believe it. Of course I buy one. I was seriously contemplating buying more but realized Dougie probably would think I was crazy. Crazier. But at least I got one!!!! There are soooooo many things I can finally do, that I NEVER could do before,  now that I have the Snuggie:

I can read:

I can file my nails:

I can Facebook:

I can talk on the phone:

I can eat corn on the cob:

And, of course, I can drink wine (NEVER could do that before):

The possibilities are endless!!!!