Entry #10

Well. Good thing I gave that, very important, extension. Because my own mother had not sent in her entry. Tisk tisk.

So…here it is folks, Mama Saenz’s entry!!!!!

1) Why you?

Why me?  I’ll tell you “why me” young lady.  If it were not for me, you would not be going to this concert because you would not exist!  Enough said.

2) How many songs do you know?

I know enough to fake it and I could always bring cheat sheets.

3) How loud will you sing?

How loud?  My voice will be deafening, earsplitting, piercing, thunderous and shrill –pretty – no, but loud – yes.

4) How do you feel about screaming kids?

Screaming kids?  Oh hell no!  I will give them the classic Cass-Cheatham look started by my grandmother, used by my mother and perfected by me.  One look from my blazing eyes and those brats will take their seats with their hands folded.  A thump on the head might help too.

5) If you could be any artist in the world, who would you be?

If I could be any artist in the world, I would be Van Gogh (but what does that have to do with the Taylor Swift concert?)

6) How do you feel about wearing matching outfits?

Matching outfits?  Are you kidding?  Did I not dress you and Lisa alike for the first several years of your life?  The only rule is, of course, different colors.  I’ll even let you wear blue since you’re still complaining that you always had to wear pink.

Now what time is the concert?  Seven? That seems awful early in the morning but I’m use to getting up early so that’s okay.  What?  Seven at night?  Are you talking about an hour before my bedtime?

Never mind.

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3 Responses to “Entry #10”

  1. aaron thomas gale says:

    we have a ringer!!!!

  2. NIkki says:

    Hehe. Mom’s funny. Although, I don’t ever remember receiving a thump on the head, but that lady does give one hell of an Indian burn.

  3. Andrew says:

    I think Alexis should win because she’s the only one who actually gave her answer in essay format! It was an essay contest right? ;)

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