And here is #7’s entry. Aaron T. Gale. My new BFF!!!
1. WHY YOU?
Who cares about this stupid election? We all know it doesn’t matter who gets elected Winner of this contest. Do you really think it’s going to change anything around here; make one single person smarter or happier or nicer? The only person it does matter to is the one who gets elected. The same pathetic charade happens every year, and everyone makes the same pathetic promises just so they can put it on their transcripts to get into Taylor Swift Concert. So vote for me, because I am already going to Taylor Swift in Denver, and I don’t care, and as winner I won’t do anything. The only promise I will make is that if elected I will immediately dismantle the competition, so that none of us will ever have to sit through one of these stupid concerts again! (hint thats from a movie)
2. HOW MANY SONGS DO YOU KNOW?
Embarrassingly enough I don’t think their is a Taylor Swift song I don’t know. In fact I am sure that not only can I sing like her but can probably stampede like an elephant on stage just like her and…. if my hair were longer…. awkwardly sashay it side to side on my head more times than is needed….”if you could see that I’m the one who understands you…”
3. HOW LOUD WILL YOU SING?
My voice is pretty loud, never on key except for the occasional mistake when I hit the same note as the person i am trying to imitate but nevertheless the question isn’t how well I sing but how loud….I am more than willing to bring something to enhance it as well… something along the lines of a megaphone…. home-made and bejeweled ORANGE AND BLACK to represent your ties to the Oilers (go VIKINGS) of course.
4. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT SCREAMING KIDS?
More importantly how do they feel about me? From experience with my four nieces and nephews all under 3 years old I have learned to block them out when need be…be patient when possible and when all else fails Scream along at the appropriate times. These kids at the concert wont know what hit them.
5. IF YOU COULD BE ANY ARTIST WHO WOULD YOU BE?
I’m going to turn this around on you a little bit…. hear me out. Okay so you told Turi at your HBHS GIRLS REUNION (yes i know you didnt go there) that you wanted to be my BFF… well everyone on planet earth knows the answer to this question that has ever met me… If I win this GOLDEN TICKET maybe we can go to HER concert next.
6. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT MATCHING OUTFITS?
I love matching outfits…it will be like Sadie Hawkins 1999 when you were a Senior and I was the younger male Junior and we both went as sexual active trombone players together ( you were so young and beautiful then and still are)…in fact i still have the outfits if we can squeeze into them over 10 years later. If we can’t then next best option…I buy us matching flasks, and we can take shots, matching one for one of course, until we cant remember the kids screaming or possibly even the concert itself and the awkward hair sashaying and her long limbs seemingly not connected to her body and to which she has no control over, and have to buy tickets to her vegas show and do it all over again just to get the full effect. YAY I CANT WAIT
ATG
