Alright peeps it’s on!!! I received my first entry for the Taylor Swift concert today. AND it’s a good one! Here it is, written by the one and only Fay Henderson aka mum-in-law:
1. Why you?
Because I am the only mother of your husband and still have significant ‘clout’ in that department … i.e……. making him feel guilty ……winding him up etc..etc… also need a financial ‘ incentive’ to visit youse… also he told me to apply…..
2. How many songs do you know?
Lot and lots and lots…. in fact hunners…..
3. How loud will you sing?
VERY LOUD ( not always in tune ) but still LOUD ..have vast experience in this dept.. see video below…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zq1NujM0YKA
4. How do you feel about screaming kids?
Love them….. ( but couldn’t eat a whole one …)
5. If you could be any artist in the world, who would you be?
Definitely Shania Twain….or Celine Dion…….or Diana Ross…..
6. How do you feel about wearing matching outfits?
Matching outfits ???…. love it ……( I should have been a twin ! )
Your faithfully
Your Mother-in-Law
p.s
if I come second I’ll dog-sit the puppies… xxxx
Ok peeps. It time to step it up.
Ooh-a am I first ??? Don’t worry folks I’m sure there will be NO favoritism… ( Did I tell you I was in labour for twelve hours with your husband ???? ) As I said no pressure ….
I just hope this Taylor guy is worth it !